Dogs
Seven is never enough.
Dogs are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole.

Phoebe
The princess of all things. Don't tell her otherwise, she isn't having it.

Parker
The derpiest of the derps. He will love you with all 100 lbs of himself.

Joey Joe Joes
A very scary Doberman, very scary indeed.

Scrappy-Do
I've got things to lick and big dogs to boss around.

Tony
Age is just a number (that number is 16).

Lucky Pants
A lean, mean playing machine.

Samantha Jean
She be small, but she be fierce.